Born from the Construct Quarter of Naxxramas and the depths of the sick, twisted mind of Catyrpelius, Six Minutes To Release is not so proud to present the current list of championship holders within Six Minutes To Release. Please note that you probably don't want to be listed here!

Active Champions

Belt	Title Holder	How to win
Afterglow Champ	Jankyu	Dying to a raid mechanic after the boss is dead.
Aspect of the Fail Champ	Dahlilia	Hunters only. Using Aspect of the Pack during a raid encounter.
Bastion of Twilight Falling Champ	Isshin	Falling to your death off of the platform surrounding the portal to the Bastion of Twilight.
Battery Champ	Swimdude	Having a battery-powered device running out of power during a raid encounter.
Broken Gear Champ	Roncli	Raiding with broken gear.
Bubble Champ	Roncli	Paladins only. Wiping the raid by bubbling while tanking.
Champ of the Fail Wind	Rusallka	Getting stuck in the air in Throne of the Four Winds.
Chef Champ	Damageman	Having your Chef's Hat equipped in combat during a raid.
Coward Champ	Rijl	Accidentally leaving an instance via teleportation, hearth, etc.
Crossraid Champ	Aquaman	Raiding in the Vent channel of a different raid, thinking you're in the wrong raid.
Disenchanting Champ	Isshin	Disenchanting a piece of your main spec gear.
Disengage Champ	Cynan	Hunters only. Disengaging to your death in a raid.
Druid of the Fail Champ	Angelsephiro	Dying to the Druids of the Flame prior Majordomo Staghelm without actually pulling them.
Elevator Champ	Vegetto	Falling to your death off of any elevator in a raid.
Emoquit Champ	Rassman	Accidentally leaving group during a raid.
Fallinglands Champ	Dotty	Falling to your death in the Firelands.
Fishing Champ	Saramir	Having your fishing pole equipped in combat during a raid.
Game Time Champ	Darkangel	Running out of game time during a raid.
Green Champ	Rassman	Raiding while your computer is in power saving mode.
GQuit Champ	Neptúne	Quitting the guild accidentally.
Gunship Champ	Vegetto	Falling to your death off of any gunship in a raid.
Haxx Champ	Rassman	Getting your account hacked.
Hero When Champ	Roncli	Calling for heroism at the wrong time during a raid encounter.
Heroism Champ	Dotty	Shamans, Mages, and BM Hunters only. Casting heroism (or similar) in a raid outside of a raid encounter.
Hewlett Packard Champ	Holmatro	Wiping a raid due to Hewlet Packard printer updates preventing you from performing an action.
iTunes Champ	Alystur	Wiping a raid due to iTunes preventing you from performing an action.
Knuckle Sandwich Champ	Solitha	Not using a weapon during a raid encounter.
Mispull Champ	Ordeal	Pulling something unintentionally.
Missing Gear Champ	Grendon	Not having a gear slot equipped (except shirts and tabards).
Naked Champ	Elleanna	Unintentionally raiding naked.
Nefarian Champ	Broxbeeble	Dying to Nefarian without pulling him.
Passing Wind Champ	Darkangel	Falling to your death in Throne of the Four Winds.
Platform Champ	Authon	Failing to successfully jump from one platform to another during a raid encounter.
Poison Champ	Lyall	Rogues only. Raiding without poisons on their weapons.
Powerless Champ	Vegetto	Shutting your computer accidentally off while in a raid.
Presence Champ	Rassman	Being in the wrong presence or no presence for their role during a raid encounter.
Release Champ	Llydapdicter	Releasing during a raid encounter attempt that is eventually won.
Shadow Word: Priestard Champ	Typhood	Killing yourself via Shadow Word: Death in a raid encounter.
Shiftless Champ	Solitha	Druids only. Failing to shift into a form for a raid encounter.
Taunt Champ	Isshin	Wiping a raid or getting yourself killed due to taunting something you shouldn't have.
Toon Deletion Champ	Machard	Accidentally deleting your main toon.
Ultimate Sauna Champ	Roncli	Dying to magma, lava, or other fiery substance in a raid encounter.
Ultrafail Champ	Colzaratha	Dying to Ultraxion a second time after he's already wiped the raid by running back in before the encounter's completed.
Windows Update Champ	Roncli	Delaying a raid by at least 15 minutes due to Microsoft Windows Update.
Wireless Champ	Thele	Having a piece of wireless equipment run out of battery life during a raid encounter.
Wrong Gear Champ	Colzaratha	Wearing a significant portion of gear that does not match your current spec, or missing a key piece of gear in a raid.
Wrong Spec Champ	Rassman	Being in the wrong spec for the current raid encounter.

Vacant Belts

Belt	How to win
Antivirus Champ	Wiping the raid when your virus scanner pops up in mid-fight.
Misdirect Champ	Accidentally misdirecting to the wrong person, causing a wipe.
Petless Champ	Hunters and Warlocks only. Raiding without a pet.

Retired Champions

Bomb Champ	Aderi	Dying or causing someone to die to Frogger 2.0, the running bombs surrounding Mimiron's chamber in Ulduar.
Bridge Champ	Vegetto	Falling into the pit around Kologarn in Ulduar.
Chandelier Champ	Vegetto	Falling to your death through the hole created by Blood-Queen Lana'thel's falling chandelier in Icecrown Citadel.
Divine Intervention Champ	Lindz	Paladins only. Casting Divine Intervention on someone when it's not needed.
Eye of Eternity Falling Champ	Nolyn	Falling to your death off of the platform surrounding the portal to the Eye of Eternity.
Frogger Champ	Dawnelle	Dying to Frogger 1.0, the slimes just after Patchwerk in Naxxramas.
Frozen Throne Champ	Roncli	Falling off of the Frozen Throne in Icecrown Citadel.
Gassy Champ	Solitha	Dying to Frogger 3.0, the frostfire gas traps just before the Upper Spire portal in Icecrown Citadel.
Kansas Champ	Einnis	Dying to the tornados spawned in the room before Ignis the Furnace Master.
Lemming Champ	Bruneslin	Falling off of the ledge while trying to save someone else from being tossed off the ledge by a Val'kyr while fighting the Lich King. (Formerly the Can't Save Myself Champ)
Pipe Champ	Authon	Falling off of the Pipe leading to Gluth in Naxxrammas.
Spore Champ	Damageman	Failing to run when called to do so during Festergut, resulting in one or more groups not getting spored.
Train Champ	Vegetto	Falling off of the train to the Spark of Imagination in Ulduar.

Notes

• Raid Captains and Canadians don't get bonus points.
• Thele lies about belts.
• They are belts. Not suspenders.

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